Über IFP
IFP ist eine Gruppe von Verrückten, die sich vorgenommen hat das Stück "The Internet Is For Porn" live aufzuführen.
Koordination
irc.freenode.net #ifp
Treffen
Jeden Sonntag 15:00 Uhr
http://www.doodle.com/ngnt58g4vygc5gtd
Nächste Treffen
Sonntag, den 21.11.2010 um 15:00 Uhr
Ablauf
- 1.0h Stimmübungen
- 1.5h Abschnitt singen
- 0.5h Gesamtes Stück singen
- 0.5h Absprachen fürs nächste Treffen
Treffpunkt
Ideen
- Wand im Kongresssaal
- Beamershow (Pornsites, amazon.com, ...)
- personalisierte T-Shirts
- Wir sitzen verteilt im Publikum und gehen singend auf die Bühne
- Zweiköpfiges Trekkiemonster (Paul und Olaf?)
- Trekkie versteckt sich hinter Kate
- Pink gefärbte Haare für Olaf
- Pornooutfit für Olaf (Goldkettchen, Brusthaartupee, offenes Hemd, Pornobrille)
Canonical Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPopbWVdME -- Mit *fast* richtigen Untertiteln
Canonical Text
Prelude
KATE: Finally I get to teach a whole lesson *all by myself*!
And *I'm* gonna teach something *relevant*, something *modern*...
The Internet! Hah!
Main
KATE: The Internet is really really great...
TREKKIE: For Porn!
KATE: [?!?]
I got a fast connection so I don't have to wait..
TREKKIE: For Porn!
KATE: There's always some new site,
TREKKIE: For Porn!
KATE: I browse all day and night,
TREKKIE: For Porn!
KATE: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!
TREKKIE: FOR! PORN!
KATE: Trekkieee??
TREKKIE: The Internet is for *Porn*!
KATE: Tre-kkie?!
TREKKIE: The Internet is for *Porn*!
KATE: What are you DOING!?!
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born??
Porn, Porn, Pooorn!
[...]
KATE: Trekkie Monster!
TREKKIE: What?
KATE: *Get* down here!
TREKKIE: Yeah yeah yeah
[...]
HE-LLO Kate Monst-er!
KATE: You are *ruining my song*!
TREKKIE: Oh me *sorry*, me no *mean* to
KATE: Well if you wouldn't *mind* please,
being *quite* for a minute,
so I can finish?
TREKKIE: Okie dokie!
KATE: Good!
I'm glad we have this new technology,
TREKKIE: For Porn! -- Oops, (sorry.)
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunities,
TREKKIE: For Porn... Oooops *sorry*!
KATE: Right from your own desktop
TREKKIE: For...
KATE: You can research, browse and shop
TREKKIE: [gulp]
KATE: Until you've had enough, and are ready to stop!
TREKKIE: FOR! PORN!
KATE: Trekkieee.
TREKKIE: The Internet is for *Porn*!
KATE: Noooo.
TREKKIE: The Internet is for *Porn*!
KATE: Trekkieee!
TREKKIE: Me up all night, honking me horn,
to Porn, Porn, POOORN!
KATE: THAT'S *GROSS*! You are a pervert.
TREKKIE: Oh, *sticks and stones*, Kate Monster...
KATE: Nooo, really -- *you* are a pervert.
*Normal* people
don't sit at home,
and look at porn
on The Internet.
TREKKIE: [Duh....................]
Ooooh?
KATE: What?
TREKKIE: *You* have *no* *i*-*dea*!
Ready, "Normal People"??
BRIAN: Ready!
GARY: Ready!
ROD: Ready!
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!
TREKKIE+Guys: The Internet is for *Porn*!
PRINCETON: *Sorry* Kate,
TREKKIE+Guys: The Internet is for *Porn*!
PRINCETON: I *masturbate*!
TREKKIE: All these guys unzip their flies,
for
TREKKIE+Guys: Porn, Porn, POOORN!
KATE: The Internet is *not* for porn.
TREKKIE+Guys: PORN, POORN, ...
KATE: HOLD ON for a second!!
TREKKIE: What.
KATE: Now I happen to know *for a fact*,
that *you*, Rod,
check you portfolio,
and trade stocks on-line --
ROD: That's correct --
KATE: And Brian, *you*
buy things
on amazon.com --
BRIAN: Sure --
KATE: And Gary, *you*
keep selling your posessions
on e-Bay --
GARY: Yes I do! --
KATE: And Princeton, *you*
sent me that sweet on-line birthday card :-)
PRINCETON: True.
TREKKIE: Ooh but Kate,
what you think he do *after*,
hmmmm? :-P
Guys: hihihihihih
KATE: EEEEWWW!
TREKKIE+Guys: The Internet is for Porn!
KATE: Groooss!
TREKKIE+Guys: The Internet is for Porn!
KATE: I *hate* porn. :-(
TREKKIE: Grab your Dick and double-click,
for
TREKKIE+Guys: Porn, Porn, POOORN!
KATE: I hate men!
TREKKIE+Guys: [harmonizing] Po-o-o-o-orn,
KATE: I'M LEAVING!
TREKKIE+Guys: Po-o-o-o-orn,
KATE: (I hate the internet!)
TREKKIE: The Internet is for,
TREKKIE+some: (The) Internet is for,
TREKKIE+all: (The) Internet is FOR PORN!!!
TREKKIE: Yeeaah!